January 2012
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Seriously?
Is Wolf really going to ask “why would your wife make the best First Lady? REALLY?  Please tell me I heard that wrong.  I mean I know I am an old and I am hard of hearing…. but that’s not the question he’s about to ask, is it???
Jan 27th
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“Banks aren’t bad people”
– Mitt the Twit Romney
Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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“Black people have to release birth certificates. White people have to release...”
– Kate Clinton
Jan 25th
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Shots fired!
jasencomstock: Gingrich is hit!
Jan 25th
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"Pours milk on the floor."
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Swing that bat POTUS
Jan 25th
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Boy, the Romney attack ads on Newt are flying...
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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“Santorum: “I believe two coma victims should not be able to marry each other if...”
– Andy Borowitz (via kateoplis)
Jan 24th
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They are discussing DNR's
I mean it is Florida, God’s Waiting Room.  It’s a legit question.
Jan 24th
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Imma self deport myself to the bathroom as soon as...
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Romney's plan on illegal immigrants
involves self-deportation?  ok, self-deport already. 
Jan 24th
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“There are kids who speak no English well.”
– Mitt Romney discussing the kids with English as a second language in Massachusetts.  Isn’t it his first language? 
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Mitt made Newt speechless!
but there he comes back.  Punch.  Counterpunch. And he just called him a liar.
Jan 24th
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where's the beef?
yawn
Jan 24th
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Boy Romney stutters when he starts talking about...
Jan 24th
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I'm popping some corn for tonight's episode
Tonight….. Frothy takes another microphone and spits Mitt the Twit screams at Gingrich, turns red, adjusts his collar and wait for it……..changes position. Cranky Ron Paul gets ignored again but this time the crowd doesn’t care. And Newt eats a frothy twit with a grin…… It’s another cliffhanger folks
Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
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Chris Christie is appointing a black, gay man to... →
c-newt: There is no punch line.  It’s not a joke.
Jan 23rd
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Mourning Joe Paterno, a flawed hero →
Finally a balanced article about a flawed man.  This.
Jan 23rd
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Insider Advantage Poll, Florida
jasencomstock: Gingrich 34, Romney 26, Santorum 11, Paul 13. Romney was at 43 in a CNN/Time Poll and 41 in a PPP poll, both eight days ago.  When did the GOP become so fickle?  Whatever, I’ll just enjoy this people thinking Newt Gingrich should be President for as long as it happens. ditto….
Jan 23rd
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Rep. Barney Frank is a total BAMF
cognitivedissonance: His latest interview with The New York Times is fantastic. An excerpt: Interviewer: You’ve long argued for the decriminalization of marijuana. Do you smoke weed? Barney Frank: No. Interviewer: Why not? Barney Frank: Why do you ask a question, then act surprised when I give an answer? Do you think I lie to people? Barney Frank: I thought you might explain why you...
Jan 23rd
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“He’ll be laughed on his way out too, when the headlines eventually read:...”
– Michelangelo Signorile re Rick Santorum
Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 22nd
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Tan Line
Honeymoon blogging
Jan 22nd
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You know, Jesse Jackson won South Carolina...
jasencomstock: -
Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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“I’d also like to call him my husband. I’m not the biggest fan of the word...”
– NPH
Jan 22nd
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If he won, who do you think Newt would pick
As HIS FIRST LADY?
Jan 22nd
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Gringrich wins SC
3 states. 3 winners.
Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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“The only difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney is that the...”
– Stephen Colbert
Jan 21st
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Dog whistle for bigots →
Ok, I’m a native South Carolinian and as much as I would like to disagree with this I simply cannot. Many of my own family members salivate at the mention of these “code” words. When you try to discuss it the decibel level goes up enough to bring the “convo” to an end.
Jan 21st
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Dear Anon
You are freaking brilliant! KMBWWFA.
Jan 21st
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imwithkanye asked: Keep me posted on DC and have a wonderful honeymoon. -SL
Jan 21st
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“what would be the point of living if you don’t let life change you?”
– mr. carson, downton abbey (via partiallycommitted)
Jan 21st
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So this happened:
Republican candidates: FAMILY VALUES FAMILY VALUES FAMILY VALUES
Americans: um hey we'd kind of like jobs
Republican candidates: FAMILY VALUES
Americans: or heath care
Republican candidates: FAMILY VALUES FAMILY VALUES
Americans: you're not listening are you
Debate moderator: Did you really ask your second wife for an open marriage as she just announced on national tv tonight?
Republican candidates: GASP
Newt Gingrich: HOW DARE YOU ASK ME ABOUT MY FAMILY VALUES IN A PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE HOW IS THIS RELEVANT
Debate moderator:
Americans:
Bill Clinton:
Jan 21st
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Anonymous asked: Psst. Click that link you just reblogged.
Jan 20th
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Barack Obama comes out in favor of SOPA/PIPA... →
Figures.  Right?
Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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