January 2012
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Seriously?
Is Wolf really going to ask “why would your wife make the best First Lady? REALLY? Please tell me I heard that wrong. I mean I know I am an old and I am hard of hearing…. but that’s not the question he’s about to ask, is it???
Banks aren’t bad people
– Mitt the Twit Romney
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Black people have to release birth certificates. White people have to release...
– Kate Clinton
Shots fired!
jasencomstock:
Gingrich is hit!
"Pours milk on the floor."
Swing that bat POTUS
Boy, the Romney attack ads on Newt are flying...
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Santorum: “I believe two coma victims should not be able to marry each other if...
– Andy Borowitz (via kateoplis)
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They are discussing DNR's
I mean it is Florida, God’s Waiting Room. It’s a legit question.
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Imma self deport myself to the bathroom as soon as...
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Romney's plan on illegal immigrants
involves self-deportation? ok, self-deport already.
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There are kids who speak no English well.
– Mitt Romney discussing the kids with English as a second language in Massachusetts.
Isn’t it his first language?
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Mitt made Newt speechless!
but there he comes back. Punch. Counterpunch.
And he just called him a liar.
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where's the beef?
yawn
Boy Romney stutters when he starts talking about...
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I'm popping some corn for tonight's episode
Tonight…..
Frothy takes another microphone and spits
Mitt the Twit screams at Gingrich, turns red, adjusts his collar and wait for it……..changes position.
Cranky Ron Paul gets ignored again but this time the crowd doesn’t care.
And Newt eats a frothy twit with a grin……
It’s another cliffhanger folks
Chris Christie is appointing a black, gay man to... →
c-newt:
There is no punch line. It’s not a joke.
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Mourning Joe Paterno, a flawed hero →
Finally a balanced article about a flawed man. This.
Insider Advantage Poll, Florida
jasencomstock:
Gingrich 34, Romney 26, Santorum 11, Paul 13.
Romney was at 43 in a CNN/Time Poll and 41 in a PPP poll, both eight days ago. When did the GOP become so fickle?
Whatever, I’ll just enjoy this people thinking Newt Gingrich should be President for as long as it happens.
ditto….
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Rep. Barney Frank is a total BAMF
cognitivedissonance:
His latest interview with The New York Times is fantastic. An excerpt:
Interviewer: You’ve long argued for the decriminalization of marijuana. Do you smoke weed?
Barney Frank: No.
Interviewer: Why not?
Barney Frank: Why do you ask a question, then act surprised when I give an answer? Do you think I lie to people?
Barney Frank: I thought you might explain why you...
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He’ll be laughed on his way out too, when the headlines eventually read:...
– Michelangelo Signorile re Rick Santorum
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Tan Line
Honeymoon blogging
You know, Jesse Jackson won South Carolina...
jasencomstock:
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I’d also like to call him my husband. I’m not the biggest fan of the word...
– NPH
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If he won, who do you think Newt would pick
As HIS FIRST LADY?
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Gringrich wins SC
3 states. 3 winners.
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The only difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney is that the...
– Stephen Colbert
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Dog whistle for bigots →
Ok, I’m a native South Carolinian and as much as I would like to disagree with this I simply cannot. Many of my own family members salivate at the mention of these “code” words. When you try to discuss it the decibel level goes up enough to bring the “convo” to an end.
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Dear Anon
You are freaking brilliant! KMBWWFA.
imwithkanye asked: Keep me posted on DC and have a wonderful honeymoon. -SL
what would be the point of living if you don’t let life change you?
– mr. carson, downton abbey (via partiallycommitted)
So this happened:
Republican candidates: FAMILY VALUES FAMILY VALUES FAMILY VALUES
Americans: um hey we'd kind of like jobs
Republican candidates: FAMILY VALUES
Americans: or heath care
Republican candidates: FAMILY VALUES FAMILY VALUES
Americans: you're not listening are you
Debate moderator: Did you really ask your second wife for an open marriage as she just announced on national tv tonight?
Republican candidates: GASP
Newt Gingrich: HOW DARE YOU ASK ME ABOUT MY FAMILY VALUES IN A PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE HOW IS THIS RELEVANT
Debate moderator:
Americans:
Bill Clinton:
Anonymous asked: Psst. Click that link you just reblogged.
Barack Obama comes out in favor of SOPA/PIPA... →
Figures. Right?
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