December 2009
exactly!!!!
now smoke a joint and get arrested.
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I met Muh Boy
one year to the day being “broken up with by a post it note”
And this is the post I made the day after →
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@Jermainia →
This is the post I made the night I met muh boy…..
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and was it really assholery or just the ass'...
was brown licra the cause of the assholery?
cause it is the devil, ya know
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who am I kidding.... my martiniS (plural) were...
And actually.....
my martini was brown (A Big SKOR). (a)DIB’s was pink. Go figure.
I heard from (a)DIB that a lil fella saw me at the...
Next time wave. I won’t bite in public. lol
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I was only gone for the day and I missed tumblr...
How did that happen? And wait…. my martini’s resemble that remark. Damn.
want long foot massage?
Really? How much?
One dalla. One? Yes please. Really long.
want razor?
Yes please.
mani pedi?
Of course!
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Whoa. Pump the breaks, Dear Abby.
– My friend Chris to me. I was going on and on about boy issues. (via jermainia)
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@(a)DIB
Welcome HOME Kid. So good to see you tonight.
you don’t go waiting for the dishwasher to release your coffee mug. you pour...
– 3Z. (via lickystickypickyme)
dishwasher done licky he's here!!!
bang
Gettin?
Why you think they call me Daddy D? huh?
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Licky why is your lover not here? Why?
text convo w (a)DIB
(a)DIB: Are you working next week?
Me: Nope
(a)DIB: oh good, we can play???
ME:………(OMG no my liver)…. Sure Kid.
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pulease don't make me laugh this morning
OMG
jermainia:
NOOOOOO DELETE DELETE DELETE, DADDY D!!!!
deleted. but I took a screen shot for later.
And I don't have to hear Mariah sing XMAS music...
Life of its own.
I can have some cawfee in my espresso tequila,...
NO
If my them, met your them
What would happen?
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Three of us
Why is that in my brain?
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the ass' asshole
Only liposuction can fix the damage…..
– My friend Deirdre’s FB status today. Oh honey do I know your pain.
I can have some cawfee in my espresso tequila,...
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@Jason&Ian
Heh… Hi boys. Ry and I haven’t decided if we’re staying in the city or driving to PTown. If we stay in the city, we definitely have to meet for a drink!
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Time to head out and celebrate Chrizmass with an...
Cause I been playing with kiddy dranks all day.
Merry Christmas to all bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ramatoulie:
xoxoxoxoxooxoxoxooxoxoxooxo
That’s with a capital B. But thanks.
998 miles to go
jermainia:
smybs:
peterconnsbetterthanyou:
Driving through the nations capital.
Bringing back memories of the march.
S-my’s butt reblogged this. It apologizes. Drive safely, Petey. No tickets in NC this time.
S-my’s b’s didn’t even come to DC for the March. LAME.
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Ne'er back down. heh....I'm heading to the Ritz...
I've been MUTED ya'll
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akingslife:
Wish it was easy to understand sarcasm though written word…it would make life so much easier!
Who’s blog ya think he’s been readin?
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OH LOOK WHAT I GOT FOR CHRISTMAS!!!
tlbb:
mutebutton:
A DASHBOARD CONVERSATION!!! THANKS GUYS!!!
a shouty one at that.
how about a whispery one too?